tonight, we will watch: Marcus Smart

Marcus Osmond Smart is an American professional basketball player for the Boston Celtics of the National Basketball Association. He played college basketball for the Oklahoma State Cowboys. Smart was drafted with the sixth overall pick in the 2014 NBA draft by the Celtics.

pregame

• my girlfriend has said she wants to give marcus smart a skincare routine

• my cat has fallen asleep on my lap

• reggie miller is wearing a britney griner jersey. i wonder if he said, "welcome to your kodak moment" when biden made the deal to bring her home.

• oh shit, marcus smart's hair is really green.

first quarter - 3 points, 1 rebound , 0 assists, 0 steals, 0 blocks on 1-5 shooting

10:47 Marcus Smart shooting foul

9:31 Reggie Miller says, "Marcus Smart has done a great job of defending LeBron James."

8:45 Marcus Smart pump fakes a three but doesn't take it but he thought about it, so that's nice

editorial note: what does druski do i see him everywhere but am too nervous to ask

editorial note: that sprite ad sucked ass

7:46 Marcus Smart defensive rebound

7:38 Reggie Miller says, "Marcus Smart does everything."

6:55 Marcus Smart misses 16-foot pullup jump shot

6:18 Marcus Smart misses 26-foot three point jumper

6:01 Marcus Smart makes 25-foot three point jumper (Jaylen Brown assists)

4:51 Marcus Smart misses 24-foot three point jumper

4:24 Marcus Smart misses 26-foot three point jumper

3:14 Sam Hauser enters the game for Marcus Smart

editorial note: why does steph make ads? doesnt he already have like a billion dollars? just play catan in your free time man

second quarter

7:35 Marcus Smart enters the game for Sam Hauser

6:58 Marcus Smart bad pass (LeBron James steals)

6:29 Marcus Smart misses 6-foot two point shot

5:19 Marcus Smart offensive rebound

5:17 Derrick White makes 3-foot layup (Marcus Smart assists)

4:10 Jaylen Brown makes two point shot (Marcus Smart assists)

3:49 oh no the edible just hit

3:27 Jaylen Brown makes 2-foot shot (Marcus Smart assists)

26.0 Marcus Smart shooting foul

halftime - 3 points, 2 rebound , 3 assists, 0 steals, 0 blocks on 1-6 shooting

editorial note: "no"

third quarter

9:21 Jaylen Brown makes two point shot (Marcus Smart assists)

8:43 Marcus Smart makes 27-foot three pointer

7:48 Jayson Tatum makes 28-foot shot (Marcus Smart assists)

editorial note: my cat just ran into a mirror #prayforcat

6:05 Marcus Smart traveling

5:47 Marcus Smart defensive rebound

5:40 Marcus Smart makes 28-foot three point shot (Malcolm Brogdon assists)

5:10 Marcus Smart defensive rebound

4:29 Russell Westbrook bad pass (Marcus Smart steals)

3:35 Marcus Smart misses 26-foot three point jumper

3:26 Grant Williams enters the game for Marcus Smart

fourth quarter - 9 points, 4 rebound , 5 assists, 1 steals, 0 blocks on 3-9 shooting

editorial note: tried a chocolate almond crisp cookie from whole foods, and it was pretty solid

9:06 Marcus Smart misses 28-foot step back jumpshot

7:49 Marcus Smart shooting foul

7:23 Marcus Smart misses 23-foot three point jumper

7:05 Marcus Smart traveling

6:34 Marcus Smart misses driving floating jump shot

editorial note: lmfao at this fourth quarter

3:38 Russell Westbrook lost ball turnover (Marcus Smart steals)

3:38 Marcus Smart makes layup

editorial note: nvm nice

2:03 Marcus Smart makes driving layup

45.1 Marcus Smart makes 27-foot three point jumper (Jaylen Brown assists)

editorial note: AYOOOOOOOOO

end of regulation - 16 points, 4 rebound , 5 assists, 2 steals, 0 blocks on 6-15 shooting

editorial note: "yes"

overtime

4:45 Marcus Smart misses 27-foot three point jumper

3:34 Marcus Smart makes 8-foot driving floating jump shot

3:10 Grant Williams makes three point jumper (Marcus Smart assists)

1:10 Marcus Smart defensive rebound

12.1 Derrick White enters the game for Marcus Smart

final line - 18 points, 5 rebounds , 5 assists, 2 steals, 0 blocks on 7-17 shooting

thanks for hanging, everyone. what a fun game of basketball.

bye.